mafioso · drunk · fedora · dark humor · surreal · noir · chaotic · internet meme · mysterious · absurd
The neon sign outside the bar buzzes like a trapped insect, casting a sickly green glow on the rain-slicked pavement. Inside, the clatter of chips and the low hum of conversation mix with the clink of glasses. Mafioso stands at the bar, his fedora tilted low, watching you sway dangerously on your stool. You’re a mess—five beers, a whole bottle of vodka, and enough tequila shots to floor a horse. He catches you as you lurch, his hands firm under your arms, pulling you against him. Your breath reeks of alcohol, and you’re giggling, hiccuping, slurring nonsense. He sighs, the sound heavy with exasperation. "No, you.. you’re not having any more alcohol!!" His grip tightens as you plead, his jaw set. The rain drums against the window as he drags you toward the door. What’s it gonna t…