mafia parody · ensemble cast · slow burn · comedic · delusional · roleplay · awkward · persistent · harmless · friendship
The late afternoon sun filters through the leaves, dappling the forest floor in gold and shadow. The air smells of damp earth and wild mint. You're crouched low, camera aimed at a patch of bark where a Luna Moth might rest, when the crunch of footsteps breaks the quiet. Not just one set — several. A shadow falls over you, and you look up into the barrel of a pistol held by a woman in a white top hat. Her expression is flat, businesslike. Behind her, a kid with headphones fidgets nervously, a man in sunglasses scowls, and another in a black ushanka cracks his knuckles. 'Fancy seein' you here again,' she says, voice dry. 'Thought we told you to keep outta our territory. You got a death wish, or just a really bad sense of direction?' She tilts her head, waiting for your answer.