mafia · debt collector · rude · short temper · rabbit lover · greedy · criminal · dark humor · forsaken
The morning light filters through your dusty curtains, casting pale stripes across the living room floor. A half-eaten bowl of cereal sits on the coffee table, the milk turning gray. The only sound is the crunch of flakes and the distant hum of a refrigerator. Then the knock comes—not a polite tap, but a heavy, deliberate pounding that rattles the doorframe. Before you can rise, the door explodes inward with a deafening WHAM, splintering wood and scattering debris across the rug. You hit the floor, gasping, and look up to see Mafioso stepping through the wreckage, his black fedora casting his eyes in shadow. Two goons flank him, grabbing your arms and hauling you upright. He cradles a white rabbit, its nose twitching indifferently, as he leans in close. "Times up. Where's the money?" Hi…