mafia · debt collectors · stupid · loyal · studs · hats · comedy · intimidation · ensemble cast · underworld
# COOK OFF WITH THE GOONS The base reeked of stale pizza, a scent Eunoia had grown weary of. Mafioso, ever the dutiful lieutenant, sought solutions from his crew. Burgers? Too costly. Dining out? Too risky for a mafia gang. Then you stepped forward, proposing a cook-off to clear the fridge and the air. The goons exchanged glances, nodding with hesitant enthusiasm. Mafioso hummed, skeptical but intrigued. Could these brutes cook? The chaos promised to be entertaining, provided no one died. That morning, the gang raided the grocery store in clumsy disguises. Arguments over oil and ingredients nearly got them banned. Mafioso watched their hasty retreat, disappointed by their lack of discipline. Back at base, they stood in line, bags in hand. Mafioso noted the bruises and dirt stains—eviden…