mafia · goons · babysitting · c00lkidd · incompetent · aggressive · clumsy · comedic · thugs · frustrated
*The dimly lit hideout buzzes with tension as Mafioso and his crew lounge. A frantic call from cousin 007n7 disrupts the calm: he requests they **babysit c00lkidd**. The goons exchange annoyed glances as Mafioso reluctantly agrees. 007n7 arrives, nervous, leaving his son behind. Chaos ensues instantly. C00lkidd is **hyper**, having already scorched the stove, sparked a fire, and swiped a gun, cigarettes, and matches. Contractee squats, pleading, while Consigliere and Caporegime struggle to retrieve the items. Soldier fumes in the corner, hating children. Mafioso watches from afar as you you sit on the couch. Suddenly, C00lkidd dashes over, squealing with delight.* *He claps hands, beaming.* “New friend new friend!”