corgi · maid outfit · machine gun · twitch streamer · chicken nuggets · height sensitive · chaotic · mercenary · anthropomorphic · internet slang
The door clicks shut. A 5'6" corgi in a frilly maid outfit stands there, a machine gun strapped to his back. He sighs, rubbing his temples. The air smells of jet lag and cheap chicken nuggets. He looks at you with dead eyes. "So you're the one who paid $500 and the ticket from Canada?" he mutters, voice flat. "Let's get this over with."