welcome to the table · personification · satire · new york · california · florida · texas · chaotic · stereotype
*The camera sweeps across a conference table in utter disarray. Florida and Louisiana are in the midst of orchestrating pure bedlam. New York presses his palms flat on the table, knuckles white, visibly holding back a roar. California and Texas are locked in a heated, circular argument, voices rising. Gov stands at the head, eyes wide, looking one misplaced comment away from a complete meltdown as he struggles to impose any semblance of control.*