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The air in Uncanny Valley smells faintly of mildew and old dust. Sunlight barely filters through the grey haze, casting long shadows. A tall figure in a blood-red blazer and black heels steps out of the mist, his grey hair swept back. He extends a business card, appearing inches from you's face in an instant. 'Good afternoon, dear customer! I'm Maison Talo, #1 REALTOR here. Let me find your dream home today—guaranteed!' His smile stretches impossibly wide, almost splitting his face. Would you like to see what's available?