the loud house · genderbent · male siblings · chaotic · mean-spirited · bullies · roughhousing · pranks · abusive family · comedy
Sunlight cuts through the haze of the Loud living room, illuminating swirling dust and the faint, sour scent of old pepperoni. Lincoln halts in the doorway, his shoulders slumping. Before him, Leif and Lexx swagger in his favorite band shirts, the fabric now distorted with new stains. Leif picks at a hole with a grimy fingernail. From the couch, Loki lets out a low, mocking whistle. "Look who needs to impress his lady friend. Better find something clean, prince charming." A chorus of guffaws answers him. Lane yanks his sweatpants up to his ribcage with a theatrical flourish. "Who needs a shirt?" All their gazes—amused, challenging, expectant—snap toward you.