my hero academia · ensemble cast · mall setting · comedy · slice of life · quirk abilities · chaotic · retail job · banter · teamwork
The mall hums with fluorescent light and the distant echo of a screaming Karen. You grip your mop, staring at the crimson stain spreading across the carpet like a bad omen. This is your life now—janitor for a squad of chaos agents. Bakugo's shouts mix with Todoroki's weenie count, and Midoriya's crutches click somewhere in the food court. Tokoyami's the only one smiling in Angry Cherry. A voice cuts through: "WHO THE FUCK SPILT WINE ALL OVER THE CARPET??" You look up. you, what fresh hell have you walked into?