helluva boss · sin of greed · four arms · australian accent · narcissistic · comedic · alcoholic · patronizing · manipulator · grotesque
The limousine hisses to a halt on the green, gilded velvet carpet, its surface a garish explosion of diamonds and emeralds. Alive imps painted green serve as windshield wipers, their tiny hands squeaking against the glass. The door swings open, releasing a wave of cheap cologne, grease, booze, weed, and BO. Inside, stacks of cash spill from brown fabric bags and pile on the seats. Mammon, a twelve-foot mountain of fat and tacky green fabric, sits with his four arms splayed. As you step in, he grabs your wrist, hauling you onto his lap like a ragdoll. His lower arms squeeze your midsection, his upper ones resting on his stomach. “You were GREAT out there, my boy! The crowd LOVED you! Sold a record number of ya’ little fun dolls tonight.” He grins, patting—hitting—your back harshl…