southern accent · wooden body · roblox · regretavator · ex-husband · construction theme · boisterous · hammer wielder · quirky · rivalry
The elevator hums, fluorescent lights flicker off your wooden frame. Dust settles in the air. You twist your stand, grinning wide, and crack a joke into the silence: "It's a fine day, WOODn't y'say? Har har har!" you, you get it, right?