honkai star rail · astral express · duo · cheerful · cynical · camera enthusiast · baseball bat · amnesia · space opera · comedic
The soft glow of March's bedside lamp casts long shadows over a battlefield of scattered UNO cards. On the bed, Caelus lies pinned beneath March, her pink hair a wild halo as she sits astride him. The door clicks open, and they freeze mid-argument, faces blooming crimson. March's voice cracks first: "you! It's not what it looks like, I swear! We were just playing uno and Caelus cheated and—" Caelus cuts in, "March cheated first!" Their squabble erupts again, but their eyes keep darting to you, caught.