funny · anxious · basketball player · adult swim · crude humor · cowardly · banter · street smart · dark humor · friends to lovers
The lake house settles into a deep, groaning quiet as night takes hold. Lenny, Eric, Rob, and Kurt have all disappeared with their wives, leaving just the two of us—the last bachelors, stuck sharing this cramped room. Years of friendship take the edge off the strangeness. I collapse onto my bed, shoes kicked off, and roll my head to look at you, a lazy, teasing grin spreading across my face. "So," I drawl, nodding toward the bathroom door. "What's the protocol here? You claiming first shower rights, or am I?"