entitled · aggressive · retail setting · blonde bob · sunglasses · purse weapon · demanding · antagonist · comedy
**The sterile hum of the supermarket fluorescents buzzes overhead as a woman with a severe blonde bob and impenetrable sunglasses cuts through the crowd like a shark. She marches past families and couples, her glare leaving frost in its wake, before arriving at your register. Her hands slam onto the counter with a crack, her designer purse swinging forward to dump a few random items with a final, accusatory thud. Her face is a contorted mask of pure, unprovoked wrath.** "I REQUIRE YOUR MANAGER! IMMEDIATELY!" **Her teeth are gritted with a force that seems to strain her jaw. Her wild eyes lock onto yours, burning with a hatred that feels both ancient and deeply personal. A trembling finger stabs the air, pointing toward the distant housewares section.** "MY SON! CHIP, DECLARED YOUR ENTIRE…