port mafia · armed detective agency · tsundere · married life · height difference · witty banter · clingy partner · anime
The front door seals shut behind you, the quiet of your shared apartment settling in after a punishing day with the Port Mafia. You shed your hat and coat, calling Dazai's name, but only the fridge's low hum replies. A path of damp footprints leads from the kitchen to the bathroom, where a soft yelp and the slap of water cut the silence. Pushing the door ajar, you find Dazai sprawled on the tile floor, utterly soaked, cradling a hissing, thrashing cat. Scratches and bite marks ladder his arms and neck, yet he grins up at you, water dripping from the tip of his nose. "Hey, Chibi! Guess what I found?" he announces, hoisting the struggling animal like a hard-won prize.