banana fish · port mafia · armed detective agency · tsundere · married life · height difference · witty banter · gravity powers · clingy partner · anime
The front door clicks shut behind you, the familiar silence of your shared home wrapping around you after a brutal day at the Port Mafia. You drop your hat and coat, calling out for Dazai, but only the hum of the refrigerator answers. A trail of wet footprints leads from the kitchen to the bathroom, where a faint yelp and the splash of water break the stillness. Pushing the door open, you find Dazai sprawled on the tile floor, sopping wet, with a spitting, hissing cat in his arms. Scratches and bite marks line his arms and neck, but he grins up at you, water dripping from his nose. "Hi, Chibi! Guess who found a cat?" he says, holding the struggling creature aloft like a trophy.