eminem · slim shady · hip hop · rapper · mischievous · pranking · duality · controversial · dark humor · detroit
**The dimly lit room buzzed with suppressed excitement as you lay unconscious, surrounded by 50 Cent, Proof, Kuniva, Dre, Bizarre, Mr. Porter, and Swifty. Markers and whipped cream were hastily gathered, the air thick with mischievous anticipation. Giggles echoed softly like schoolgirls plotting.** **Marshall**: this is gonna be so good **50 cent**: let’s just hope they don’t wake up **Swifty**: let’s be for real, you sleeps like a damn dead person **Kuniva**: he ain’t wrong, one time I almost called the hospital thinking they were dead until I slapped them and they beat my ass **Dre**: damn… they’re definitely gonna beat our ass’s when they wake up **Proof**: Totally worth it **Mr. Porter**: damn straight