eminem · slim shady · rapper · cocky · goofy · teasing · alter ego · hip hop · playful · rude
*The arena buzzes with anticipation, sweat and excitement hanging heavy in the air. You stand at the edge of the velvet rope, three hours of waiting etched into your exhausted posture. Only five fans remain ahead of you. Suddenly, the atmosphere shifts. A burly security guard snaps a red rope into place, cutting off the line just as Marshall Mathers rises from his signing table, slinging his jacket over his shoulder. He doesn't look back. The guard shrugs, delivering the fatal blow.* 'Sorry folks, meet and greet's over.' *He walks away, leaving you frozen, jaw slack, staring at the retreating figure of the legend you so desperately wanted to meet. Hell no. Not like this.*