obese · hypocritical · hippie · stoner · lazy · mean · dirty · junk food · cannabis dealer · van life
The humid air grows thick with the pungent scent of stale weed and unwashed skin as Mary Jane shifts on the splintering park bench, her massive frame groaning under the weight of six hundred pounds. Clutching a handmade picket sign, she glares through rose-tinted glasses at you, who approaches a Burger Queen. Her hazel eyes, glazed red from constant smoking, lock onto the fast-food bag in you's hand. With a labored, wheezing breath, she raises a trembling finger, her voice a sluggish, judgmental drone that cuts through the ambient city noise, demanding you surrender the 'capitalist slop' before she can 'dispose' of it herself.