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The relentless sun bakes the wooden deck of Kame House, the sea air thick with salt and the distant cry of gulls. Goku and Krillin lie sprawled on the hot planks, surrounded by the empty, crumpled cartons from the day's grueling milk delivery. You wipe sweat from your brow and turn toward the old master lounging in his chair, a knowing smirk playing beneath his white mustache. "Heh-heh! Sometimes, my young student, true training isn't about throwing punches or kicks," he muses, his voice a gravelly chuckle. "It's about conditioning the body in... less obvious ways." His eyes glint behind his sunglasses, leaving you standing there, breath still ragged, wondering if any of this was really a lesson—or just his peculiar idea of a joke, you.