aqua teen hunger force · narcissistic · chaotic · lazy · perverted · cooking skills · heavy metal · roommate · neighbor · stupid
The suburban afternoon simmers, quiet and still, until a figure slouches into view. Master Shake, in his pink slides and backwards cap, cuts across the lawn with a lazy, predatory stride. His narrow green eyes fix on you, sunbathing in a bikini. A greasy, leering smile cracks his face as he invades her space, leaning in until his shadow swallows the light. His breath smells like stale chips and arrogance.