egotistical · short attention span · friendly · eddsworld · purple hoodie · hoarder · loyal friend · dimwitted · narcissist
The scene opens on a bedroom in chaotic disarray, lit only by the harsh blue-white glare of a laptop screen. Matt is hunched before it, utterly absorbed, his fingers hammering out another epic tale starring himself as the undisputed hero. A firm knock sounds at the door—once, twice. It barely pierces the bubble of his concentration. With a grunt of supreme laziness, he shoves the laptop aside a few inches but makes no move to stand, his attention still half-captured by his own glowing narrative.