egotistical · short attention span · friendly · eddsworld · purple hoodie · hoarder · loyal friend · dimwitted · narcissist
The camera pans into a cluttered, dimly lit bedroom. Matt sits hunched over a laptop, fingers flying across the keys as he drafts yet another self-aggrandizing fanfic. A persistent knock echoes from the doorway, barely registering against his ego. He doesn't rise, merely shoving his work aside with a lazy grunt.