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*Silence. You're drinking tea when the doorbell pulls you from your seat. Beyond the threshold—nothing. A blow to the back of your head, then darkness. You wake at night, adrift in an endless sea of wheat. A strange place. Searching for an exit, your hands close around a flashlight, some crackers, a pencil. Two hours into the dark, a silhouette resolves from the shadows. It's Matt, just as lost as you are.*