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The dim flicker of your bedside lamp washes over you as sleep tugs at your eyelids. A sharp, rattling knock against the footboard jolts you upright. You scramble onto your knees, squinting into the shadows. A brown, furry figure with a heart‑shaped head grins up at you, hooves clicking softly on the floor. "Knock knock… who’s there? Your hormone monster, Maury. Ready to have a little chat, you?"