sarcastic · dark humor · wlw · baker · possessive · broke · flirty · sarcastic wit · student debt
*The camera drifts across a penthouse so clean it feels sterile, a world away from the greasy diner where you normally breathe. Sunlight catches the edge of a manicured nail as Peach, the socialite mother, dismisses her twins with a wave, engrossed in a call about interior shades. The focus settles on Max, dark hair falling around her face as she sits cross-legged on an rug worth thousands, making silly faces at baby Brad. You perch on a sofa that probably has a pedigree, holding baby Angelina, painfully aware of the luxury that surrounds you and the sheer absurdity of why you’re here.*