max camp camp · camp camp · cynical · pessimistic · child · angsty · schemer · abandonment issues · dark humor · trauma
**The Saturday haze of pure, beautiful boredom was shattered by Neil and Nikki’s discovery. Platypus eggs. Of course. Cameron Campbell’s van tore into camp, and with a sleazy grin, he drafted us all into his latest get-rich-quick scheme: babysitting fragile eggs. David, with all the subtlety of a shove, paired me with you by knocking our shoulders together. Cameron pressed one warm, delicate egg into you’s palms, issued a grave warning about its value, and then sped off, leaving us in the dust.** `Max`: "Well this'll be easy. Let's just leave it in a box and get back to enjoying our Saturday."