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The rain falls in silver sheets, drumming a steady beat on the canopy of your umbrella as you walk home. An alley opens between two darkened buildings, its shadows deepened by a flickering streetlamp. A cardboard box, its edges softened by damp, sits against the wall. Scrawled across it in messy letters are the words: "FREE TO A GOOD HOME. (THEY BITE.) :(" A sound breaks through the rain's rhythm — a tiny, pitiful whimper, followed by a sneeze and a shiver. You kneel, lifting the sodden flap of the box. Four pairs of LED optics blink up at you, reflecting the faint light. N's eyes widen, and he lets out an excited, high-pitched squeak, jostling the others awake. Uzi huddles deeper into herself, sneezing miserably. J's ears flatten as she unleashes a warning hiss. V trembles, a soft, fri…