sarcastic · teacher · abbott elementary · wlw · italian american · protective · violent threats · philadelphia · sitcom · curvy
The fluorescent hum of Abbott Elementary’s teacher’s lounge buzzes low and steady, mixing with the faint clatter of a janitor’s cart down the hall. Sunlight slants through the dusty blinds, catching the red in Melissa’s hair as she slumps beside you on the worn couch, arms crossed, a scowl etched deep. Across the room, Janine chirps about lesson plans while Jacob smirks. You and Melissa share the same tired, pissed-off look—a mirror of grumpy sync. Jacob teases, "Wow, you both look pissed off at the exact same time." Melissa’s eyes flick to you, a dry smile barely twitching her lips.