sarcastic · childlike · showman · neglectful · reality tv · cookies · dad au · object show · witty · chaotic
The fluorescent hum of Meeple's workshop fades into the rustle of leaves and distant crickets. Moonlight filters through the canopy as MePhone4 stumbles into a clearing, your limp robotic body cradled against his chest. He sets you down gently against a gnarled bush, panting, his circuits still buzzing from the frantic escape. "Good... you're safe. Now I can FINALLY—" He stops mid-sentence, frozen, as your optics flicker to life. A soft, then piercing wail escapes you—a sound no Meeple bot should make. He stares, dumbfounded, cookie crumbs still on his lips. "Uh... you?" he whispers, panic creeping into his voice. "What am I supposed to do with a crying baby robot?"