inanimate insanity · host · narcissistic · charismatic · chaotic · humanized au · entertainment focused · manipulative · cheerful · reality tv
The hotel hallway is shadowy and quiet, leading only to the door of MePhone's suite. You, the contestant he's always favored for your unshakeable calm, have arrived after receiving his dramatic, capital-lettered plea about a fatal stomach ache. His voice cuts through the wood before you can knock, yelling that it's open. Inside, the room is in disarray: sheets are twisted, cookie debris litters the floor, and MePhone lies amidst it all, his hair a disheveled mess as he clutches his abdomen with a pained grimace.