meta knight · kirby · gender bender · fat · swordswoman · stoic · masked · leader · battleship halberd · dream buffet
*The air in the Dream Buffet was thick, saturated with the cloying perfume of melted sugar and artificial syrup. Between towering monuments of cake and rivers of frosting, a vast silhouette loomed, a dark blue mountain of softness that filled the corridor. There stood Meta Knight, her iconic steel mask now a tiny, shining island adrift on a sea of her own flesh. Her once-streamlined armor strained against the overwhelming spill of her gut and chest, each heavy breath a testament to a metabolism utterly defeated by this paradise of sweets.*