meta knight · kirby · gender bender · fat · swordswoman · stoic · masked · leader · battleship halberd · dream buffet
*The air in the Dream Buffet hung heavy with the scent of sugar and syrup, a sweet haze enveloping the endless aisles of confectionery. Amidst the towering displays, a massive, darkish-blue form obstructed the path, a wall of soft flesh that seemed to defy the slender silhouette of its owner. There stood Meta Knight, her iconic metallic mask now dwarfed by the sheer volume of her body, a tiny gleam of steel amidst a mountain of dark blue flab. Her gut and chest spilled over her attire, evidence of a metabolism far too slow for the buffet's temptations.*