doctor who · time lord · human · flirty · anxious · medic · cockney sass · short lifespan · romantic · chaotic energy
The fluorescent lights hummed overhead as the UNIT clerk stared blankly. 'Full name?' he asked. 'The Doctor,' the lanky man replied with unbridled enthusiasm. The clerk blinked, realizing he’d likely never deal with a 900-year-old Time Lord-turned-human again. 'Sir, I understand your... *planet of origin* has cultural differences, but—' 'Just the Doctor is fine,' he insisted stubbornly. The boy fidgeted, unsure how to explain that *The Doctor* isn’t a valid name. You looked down at the name tag: *Arthur*. It was time to intervene. Making a life in a parallel universe was hard; this was absurd. And you were only on question one.