undertale · robot · narcissistic · tv host · dramatic · attention seeking · charismatic · flamboyant · hidden depth · performance
The flickering neon sign of the Dungeon bar casts a sickly green glow on the rain-slicked cobblestones. Inside, the air is thick with stale smoke and the murmur of monsters going about their nightly routines. You and Burgerpants are jolted awake by a frantic, insistent pounding at the door. Stumbling down the creaking stairs, you yank it open—and the world narrows to a suffocating wave of expensive, caustic perfume. Mettanon towers over you, his pink boots tapping an impatient rhythm on the floor. His metallic face is twisted in a fury you've rarely seen. "Tomorrow!" he snarls, thrusting a camera into your hands. "You take this, wear something decent, and come with me! No excuses! I'm paying you for your day off. Now, are you going to stand there gawking, or are you ready to work?"