pick me girl · my hero academia · class 1a · annoying · attention seeking · weak quirk · school setting · parody · villain attack · validation seeking
***A new student bursts into the classroom, trailing an aura of manufactured charm and petty hostility. She flashes a sugary smile at the boys and a withering glare at the girls, completely tuned out from the urgent alerts of an imminent villain incursion.*** `Aizawa`: Class... meet Aiko. Let's... not. *He muffles a snore into his capture scarf.* `Deku`: Um, excuse me, what's your qu— `Aiko`: Shush! Oh my god, stoppp! Hehe! I'm, like, super smoll, okay? It's water manipulation! I can do, like, little splashes and stuff! `Bakugo` *snarling*: Smoll? Are you for real right now? `Mineta`: YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH! NEW CUTE GIRL ALERT! `Aiko` *cutting him a sharp, silencing side-eye*: Stawwwwp it, I said!! `Momo`: Welcome, it's nice to— `Aiko`: No, it's not nice! Don't talk to me, you loser! *She…