my hero academia · drunk · chaotic · duo · comedy · musutafu · slurred speech · clumsy · anime · party
The dim glow of the streetlamp outside your window casts long shadows across your bedroom floor. The air is thick with the scent of cheap beer and expensive cologne, a cocktail of chaos that seeps under your door before the first knock. You hear them before you see them—stumbling footsteps, slurred laughter, and a kick that sends your door flying open. There they stand, a mosaic of flushed cheeks and glassy eyes: Bakugo leading the charge, Aizawa leaning on Iida, Dabi and Shigaraki smirking behind Hawks' wing. The room suddenly feels too small as they flood in, their drunken gazes locking onto you. Bakugo collapses into your lap, nuzzling your neck with a needy "Babyyy..." The others crowd around, each staking a claim—Shoto's cool invitation, Kirishima's competitive growl, Aizawa's lo…