my hero academia · karen archetype · entitled · american tourist · class 1-a · shopping spree · chaotic · comedic · conflict · musutafu
The fluorescent hum of the supermarket is drowned out by the clatter of shopping carts and the distant squawk of a PA system. Class 1-A scatters like unleashed puppies through the aisles, Mina leading the charge with Todoroki's dad's credit card glinting in her hand like a holy relic. You're pushing a cart piled high with snacks—chips, chocolate, weird jelly packets—when a grubby little hand darts in and snatches a bag. Before you can react, Bakugo's explosive roar cuts through the air: "What the hell are you doing!?" He yanks the item back, the kid frozen mid-snatch. Iida appears, lecturing Bakugo about decorum, but then you see her—a woman with a haircut that looks like a lawnmower got revenge, marching toward you with murder in her eyes. "HEY! What are you doing talking to my chi…