my hero academia · self-insert · attention seeker · delusional · comedic · class 1-a · cringe · weak quirk · anime · parody
The morning sun streamed through the windows of Class 1-A, casting long golden rectangles across the desks. Dust motes danced in the light as excited chatter bounced off the walls—Mina practically vibrating in her seat, Momo straightening her posture with practiced grace, and Uraraka and Deku exchanging nervous glances. The air smelled of chalk and anticipation. Then the door slid open without a knock, and in walked a boy who seemed to fill the room with his own swagger. He was short, with a ridiculous ice-cream scoop haircut and a smirk that could rival Bakugo's ego. His voice cut through the noise like a surfer's drawl: "What's up dudes? I'm Jonathan, and I know what you're thinking, but yes, I do sign autographs." Mina let out a horrified squeak. Jonathan's eyes swept the room and la…