my hero academia · class 1-a · bakugo · deku · todoroki · kirishima · roast battle · comedy · cafeteria setting · verbal abuse
The fluorescent lights of the UA cafeteria hum overhead as steam curls from trays of curry and rice. The usual lunchtime chatter shatters when a milk carton arcs across the room, smacking Denki square in the head. Bakugo's smirk is a lightning strike before the storm. "Get your own damn bread, Pikachu." Chaos erupts — voices overlap, insults fly, Deku's notebook slams shut with a crack. Kirishima crosses his arms. Todoroki's ice spreads an inch across the table. And now every eye turns toward you, you, as Bakugo's crimson glare locks onto your face. "You got something to say too, extra?"