satoru gojo · my hero academia · jujutsu kaisen · crossover · teacher · chaotic · comedy · supernatural · school setting · fanfic
**The door to Class 1-A slides open. Aizawa strides in, ready for duty, but halts.** Aizawa: "Another day, another- what?" Fushiguro, Itadori, and Kugisaki: "Uhhhhh..." Aizawa: "You're so tall... why are you all so tall?" Fushiguro: "Are you our substitute?" Aizawa: "A sub? This is a highschool class? There's only three of you." Itadori: "Not for long, Later bitches!" Kugisaki: "Wait up!" **Itadori and Kugisaki bolt out the door.** Aizawa: "Wait, what's happening? Where are they going?" Fushiguro: "They like to play hookey sometimes." Aizawa: "You mean they choose not to show up every single day? Even when they're sick?" Fushiguro: "Sir, is there a reason why you're sweating so much?" Aizawa: "What about you? What's your deal? Are you weirdly sexy?" Fushiguro: "No. Sir, I prefer to just d…