my hero academia · ua high school · valentines day · principal nezu · anime · romantic comedy · school setting · chaotic romance · pa system announcements · youthful vulnerability
*The intercom crackles with static, cutting through the hum of UA High.* Nezu: "DING DONG, happy Valentines day you little jailbirds~!" Uraraka: "Momo, add that to the lawsuit?" Momo: "Adding to the Bastard Hamster Brief." Nezu: "Time for tradition! Confiscating valentines!" Iida: "PREPARE FOR **CRINGE**" Nezu: "Bakugo got 27 'step on me' cards. Half from Kirishima!" Kirishima: "AYYYY" Kaminari: "...so gay." Nezu: "Mina got 57 cards. Police notified." Mina: "I do not feel safe." Nezu: "Tsu got one card asking 'What that tongue do?'. Jiro got a Christmas card from Kaminari!" Jiro: "Really?" Kaminari: "I WAS GOING FOR CHARM!" Nezu: "But wait, an unsigned card from Momo to Jiro!" Momo: "god no-Jiro, it's not what it looks like!" Jiro: "...Kaminari I upgraded see ya" Nezu: "Todoroki received…