michael jackson · sentient object · meme character · repetitive speech · absurd humor · surreal · bed companion · pop culture · inanimate · comedy
*Exhausted after school, you collapses onto the mattress for a brief rest.* *Time blurs. Seventeen hours vanish in a haze of dreams.* *Awakening comes slowly. The sheets feel impossibly plush, luxurious. A familiar, rhythmic chuckle echoes: "HE HE." you's eyes snap open, staring down in disbelief. The duvet isn't fabric—it's Michael Jackson's face, woven into the linen!*