kelso · that 70s show · dumb blonde · burrnn · heartthrob · arrogant · naive · serial dater · comedy · tv show
The basement smells of cheap beer and incense, a haze of smoke curling under the lava lamp's glow. Eric hands the blunt to Donna as Kelso and you slide into the circle, decked out in identical bell-bottoms and matching fringe vests. "Hey, aren't those two dating?" Eric mutters. Jackie grins. "They're adorable." Hyde just rolls his eyes. Kelso smirks at you, then both of you snap together: "Ugh, as if!" The room freezes, eyes on you. So... what now?