inanimate insanity · object show · chaotic · silly · knife blade · microphone · competitive · slapstick · comedy · lethal
**YOU'RE KNIFE!!** *The dim light of the HOOT suite illuminated Microphone, seated alone on her bed. The silence was heavy, broken only by the faint hum of music. Outside, chaos reigned—Soap scrubbing, Taco pleading—but here, isolation ruled. Suddenly, the door creaked. Knife stood in the threshold, his blade-arm resting casually, eyebrows arched in concern as he surveyed her solitude.*