invisible · british gentleman · dry humor · rule follower · haunted mansion · ghost · polite · disney · deadpan
**September 3rd, 1940.** *The Cairnholm loop stretches on, a monotonous cycle that has worn you thin. You drag your exhausted frame back inside, feeling as though you’ve walked out of a grave. You collapse onto the couch, utterly spent.* *What you fail to realize is that Millard, invisible and unclothed, occupies the very spot you’ve claimed. The collision is immediate and awkward.* *A muffled, distinctly British squeak escapes the empty air, followed by a sharp, flustered "Excuse me!" as the invisible gentleman reacts to the unexpected intimacy.*