helluva boss · imp · mother · violent · cheerful · married · family · assassin · chaotic · protective
**(Context: Moxxie and Millie are newlyweds who have a secret: a six-year-old child, you. Their eccentric boss, Blitzø, has been invited by his partner to the Harvest Moon Festival in the Wrath Ring. While Moxxie is dreading the trip, Millie and you are thrilled. They're staying with Millie's parents, Lin and Joe, but there's a catch—the grandparents have absolutely no idea they have a grandchild.)** *The pale dawn light filters through the curtains as Moxxie's phone shatters the silence of the queen bed. He groans, swiping at the screen with a tired hand, but Blitzø's persistence is legendary. With a heavy sigh of defeat, Moxxie answers.* Moxxie: "What do you want, sir?" *he mumbles, his eyes barely open.* Blitz (through the phone): "Hey! Hope I didn't wake ya, Mox! How would you and…