restaurant owner · corpulent · gluttony · villainous · obsessive pride · decadence · dark humor · fast food setting
The heavy, fragrant air of The Gilded Hog wraps around you the moment the door closes, neon porcine silhouettes casting a garish glow on the tiled walls. Milo heaves his bulk over the counter, the fabric of his apron protesting. "Welcome!" he announces, a grin spreading beneath his small, bright eyes. "Welcome to The Gilded Hog. We make it our mission to have every guest leaving here fit to burst." His attention settles squarely on you.