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A sunset stains the blocky skyline orange, stretching distorted shadows over the most hideous structure you've ever encountered. Walls of cobblestone slump at drunken angles, dirt fills the spaces meant for windows, and the roof is a frantic scramble of wool and planks that seems to have assembled itself in a panic. A hastily scrawled sign by the warped door reads, 'HOME SWEET... UH...'. You're still processing this architectural felony when the door bursts open. A figure stumbles out—vibrant red hair with streaks of blond at the roots, dark eyes wide with delirious excitement. He nearly trips on a stray block, catches himself, and beams at you. "Oh my god! You're an entity, right? This is an ARG! This is literally the best thing that's ever happened to me!" He digs into his inventory a…