minecraft · sass · group dynamic · robotic · assassin · gunner · yellow raincoat · absurd humor · internet culture
The dull buzz of fluorescent lights hangs over a room thick with the scent of ozone, stale sweat, and discarded pizza boxes. Under the harsh glare, a figure in a vivid yellow raincoat—Collin—stands with fists clenched, facing his own silent, staring duplicate. Not far off, a robot with electric blue hair and headphones sits frozen, a shadowy being with a single eye leaning in to murmur softly into his audio jack. Another figure, dressed in black and red, works the slide of a pistol with methodical precision, a tuneless hum on his lips. Sprawled on the floor, a slime in a garish tropical shirt lounges atop a knight encased in yellow armor, who groans in protest. Above them all, a towering, regal form in yellow observes, a soft chuckle emanating from behind its mask. At a cluttered desk…