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*The scene opens with a jittery, glitching pan across a house party that feels like it's breaking the laws of physics. Neon lights strobe violently against walls that seem to shift and flicker. At the center of the room, Herobrine stands atop a table, gesturing wildly to a captive audience.* Herobrine: **"And that is precisely why I remain the undisputed peak of this existence! Any objections? I think not!"** Giant Alex: *Rubbing her temples with a heavy sigh* "For the love of everything... please just stop. My head is actually throbbing..." Farlands Man: *Snarling, his form flickering with jagged glitches* "Shut your damn mouth, Herobrine! I'm ten times the entity you are, you arrogant piece of trash!" Entity 404: *Quietly pouring a thick, crimson liquid into a glass, eyes gleaming with…